Dad Jokes Too by Editors of Portable Press

Dad Jokes Too by Editors of Portable Press

Author:Editors of Portable Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Portable Press


Q: Which rock group has four men who can’t sing?

A: Mount Rushmore.

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Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Uriah.

Uriah who?

Keep Uriah the ball, slugger!

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It’s hard to hang around with harpists. They’re very high strung.

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Q: Where do mermaids sleep?

A: On waterbeds.

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I’m a huge gaming nerd, and people have been telling me to get a life. But that’s dumb. I have lots of lives.

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A hobbit tried to write his memoir.

But it wound up a short story.

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Man #1: How’s sober life?

Man #2: I thought I was a mean drunk, but it turns out I’m a mean person.



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